Times Change: It Was Once

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The Man Who Avoids Debt Doesn't Have To Worry About Avoiding His Creditors.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.

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Only One Man Has The Right To Boast, And That's The Man Who Never Does.