To Advertisers: "do Not Compete

Develop Your Eccentricities Early, And No One Will Think You're Going Senile Later In Life

The Majority Of Business Men Are Not Capable Of An Original Thought, Simply Because They Cannot Escape The Tyranny Of Reason.

Any Damn Fool Can Put On A Deal, But It Takes Genius, Faith And Perseverance To Create A Brand.

Never Use Tricky Or Irrelevant Headlines… People Read Too Fast To Figure Out What You Are Trying To Say.

Advertising Is The Place Where The Selfish Interests Of The Manufacturer Coincide With The Interests Of Society.