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It Takes Six Months To Get Into Shape And Two Weeks To Get Out Of Shape. Once You Know This You Can Stop Being Angry About Other Things In Life And Only Be Angry About This.

If You Like Easygoing, Monogamous Men, Stay Away From Billionaires.

I Work For Myself, Which Is Fun. Except When I Call In Sick, I Know I'm Lying.

Men Who Consistently Leave The Toilet Seat Up Secretly Want Women To Get Up To Go The Bathroom In The Middle Of The Night And Fall In.