To Be A Judge You

I've Got Lots Of Good Friends. I Could Have Affairs. I Can Read A Book All Night, Put The Cat On The End Of The Bed. I Can Pick Up My Passport And Go To France. I Don't Have To Ask Anybody.

I Was Once Kissed On The Lips By A Giraffe, And I Don't Think I've Ever Got Over It.

I Dont Think Men Are That Attracted By Glamour. I Think Women Are Attracted By Glamour. I Think Men Are Attracted By A Sense Of Friendship.

I Don't Feel Like I Am 66 At All. I Feel More Like I Am 35. But I Have A Bus Pass So It Must Be True.

To Be A Judge You Don't Have To Know About Books, You Have To Be Skilled At Picking Shrapnel Out Of Your Head.