To Be An Ideal Guest,

Probably No Man Ever Had A Friend That He Did Not Dislike A Little.

If You Don't Learn To Laugh At Troubles, You Won't Have Anything To Laugh At When You Grow Old.

A Young Man Is A Theory, An Old Man Is A Fact.

Youth Is About The Only Thing Worth Having, And That Is About The Only Thing Youth Has.

A Loafer Never Works Except When There Is A Fire; Then He Will Carry Out More Furniture Than Anybody.