To Be Comic Is Merely

Story, N. A Narrative, Commonly Untrue.

Universalist, N. One Who Forgoes The Advantage Of A Hell For Persons Of Another Faith.

Representative, N. In National Politics, A Member Of The Lower House In This World, And Without Discernible Hope Of Promotion In The Next.

Logomachy, N. A War In Which The Weapons Are Words And The Wounds Punctures In The Swim-bladder Of Self-esteem - A Kind Of Contest In Which, The Vanquished Being Unconscious Of Defeat, The Victor Is Denied The Reward Of Success.

Delegation, N. In American Politics, An Article Of Merchandise That Comes In Sets.