To Be In Hell Is

Give Women The Vote, And In Five Years There Will Be A Crushing Tax On Bachelors.

Dancing Is A Perpendicular Expression Of A Horizontal Desire.

The Natural Term Of The Affection Of The Human Animal For Its Offspring Is Six Years.

It Is The Mark Of A Truly Intelligent Person To Be Moved By Statistics.

Blasphemy And Sedition (meaning The Truth About Church And State).