To Become A Theoretical Physicist

Being A Physicist, Not A Philosopher, I Have Devised An Entirely New Theory Of Consciousness, Allowing One To Numerically Calculate The Level Of Consciounsess Of Humans And Even Animals.

For Relaxation, I Like To Figure Skate. Being On The Ice And Spinning And Jumping, I Feel Very Close To Nature. In Particular, I Feel Very Close To Newton's Laws Of Motion. On The Ice, You Can Experience Newton's Laws Of Motion In Their Purest, Most Elegant Form.

The River Of Time May Fork Into Rivers, In Which Case You Have A Parallel Reality And So Then You Can Become A Time Traveler And Not Have To Worry About Causing A Time Paradox.

I'm A Physicist, And We Have Something Called Moore's Law, Which Says Computer Power Doubles Every 18 Months. So Every Christmas, We More Or Less Assume That Our Toys And Appliances Are More Or Less Twice As Powerful As The Previous Christmas.

Once Confined To Fantasy And Science Fiction, Time Travel Is Now Simply An Engineering Problem.