To Hell With Housework, Our

Where Every Day Doesn't Start With An Alarm Clock And End With The Television.

You Ever Been Trapped In A World Where You're Everyone's Worst Nightmare?

Everything Is Funnier In Retrospect, Funnier And Prettier And Cooler. You Can Laugh At Anything From Far Enough Away.

Sorry, Mom. Sorry, God.

No Matter How Careful You Are, There's Going To Be The Sense You Missed Something, The Collapsed Feeling Under Your Skin That You Didn't Experience It All. There's That Fallen Heart Feeling That You Rushed Right Through The Moments Where You Should've Been Paying Attention. Well, Get Used To That Feeling. That's How Your Whole Life Will Feel Some Day.