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I Criticize Myself Ruthlessly, But Never Mention The Faults Of Which I Am Truly Ashamed.

Why Do We Never Expect Dull People To Be Rascals?

What I Eat Turns Into My Body. What I Read Turns Into My Mind.

When My Beloved Arrives, I Yawn. When My Beloved Departs, I Weep.

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