To Marry The Irish Is

When I Die, I Want To Decompose In A Barrel Of Porter And Have It Served In All The Pubs In Dublin. I Wonder Would They Know It Was Me?

I'm All For Christianity, But Insolence Must Be Put Down.

The Inhabitants Will Always See Both Sides Of An Argument So Long As It Can Result In A Fight.

When You Don't Have Any Money, The Problem Is Food. When You Have Money, It's Sex. When You Have Both, It's Health. If Everything Is Simply Jake, Then You're Frightened Of Death

Blessed Are They Who In This Sea Of Frailty, Climb Aboard A Piece Of Ass As It Floats By.