To Play Trivial Pursuit With

F They'd Been Working With Alec Guinness, For Instance, They Wouldn't Have Known They Were Born If They'd Not Towed The Line!

Cloisters, Ancient Libraries ... I Was Confusing Learning With The Smell Of Cold Stone.

You Don't Put Your Life Into Your Books, You Find It There.

Children Always Assume The Sexual Lives Of Their Parents Come To A Grinding Halt At Their Conception.

I Think The Writer's Quite Low Down In The Hierarchy Really. But The Fact That They Took The Piss Out Of Nicholas [hynter] Who, Besides Being The Director, Is Also Director Of The National Theatre Is, I'd Have Thought, Slightly More Risky.