To The Eye Of Failure

Brandy, N. A Cordial Composed On One Part Thunder-and-lightning, One Part Remorse, Two Parts Bloody Murder, One Part Death-hell-and-the-grave And Four Parts Clarified Satan.

Ubiquity, N. The Gift Or Power Of Being In All Places At One Time, But Not In All Places At All Times, Which Is Omnipresence, An Attribute Of God And The Luminiferous Ether Only.

A Lottery Is A Tax On Stupidity.

Observatory, N. A Place Where Astronomers Conjecture Away The Guesses Of Their Predecessors.

Twice – Once Too Often.