To Understand A Program, You

Adapting Old Programs To Fit New Machines Usually Means Adapting New Machines To Behave Like Old Ones.

A Lisp Programmer Knows The Value Of Everything, But The Cost Of Nothing.

C Programmers Never Die. They Are Just Cast Into Void.

You Can Measure A Programmer's Perspective By Noting His Attitude On The Continuing Vitality Of Fortran.

Motto For A Research Laboratory: What We Work On Today, Others Will First Think Of Tomorrow.