Toby: All Right. It Couldn't

Make No Mistake About It, You Are Dumb. You’re A Group Of Incredibly Well-educated Dumb People. I Was There. We All Were There. You’re Barely Functional. There Are Some Screw-ups Headed Your Way. I Wish I Could Tell You That There Was A Trick To Avoiding The Screw-ups, But The Screw-ups, They’re A-coming For Ya. It’s A Combination Of Life Being Unpredictable, And You Being Super Dumb.

Conflict, When Used As A Device, Makes For Good Television And Bad Journalism.

Elite Is Not A Bad Word, It's An Aspirational One.

I Think That If I Couldn't Write, I Would Be Unemployable.

The Downside To Series Television Is That The Schedule Is Ferocious. It Constantly Feels Like You Have A Midterm Due That You Haven't Started Yet.