Today I Am The Greatest

Don't Worry, Rickey, You're Still The Best.

I Was Stealing All The Bases, And When You Had To Go To Arbitration They Said, 'you Know, Only The Big Boys Make The Money.' So I Got To Try And Figure Out How To Hit A Home Run, Too.

If My Uniform Doesn't Get Dirty, I Haven't Done Anything In The Baseball Game.

The Only Name On My Birth Certificate Was Henley, No First Name.

I'm A Walking Record.