Today, John Kerry Announced A

I Always Tell People I Romanticize About Doing Something Simple, Like Doing Radio In Northern California.

President Bush Is In The Hot Seat Over Iraqi Pre-war Intelligence. Remember The Good Ol' Days When The Only Thing The President Was Trying To Cover Up Was A Stain?

The Big Political News, Arnold Schwarzenegger Announced He's Running For Governor Of California, And Already, People Are Chanting, 'four More Vowels, Four More Vowels.

Bush Said The Unemployment Situation Is Turning Around. Last Week Alone, 5,000 People Started Working For John Kerry.

Yesterday Jerry Springer Bowed Out Of The Ohio Senate Race. He Said, 'if I Can't Run The Most Embarrassing Campaign In America, Then I'm Out Of Here.'