Today They're Making Pictures That

Until We Meet Again, May The Good Lord Take A Liking To You.

When You're Young And Fall Off A Horse, You May Break Something. When You're My Age And You Fall Off, You Splatter.

I Did Pretty Good For A Guy Who Never Finished High School And Used To Yodel At Square Dances.

We Were So Far Back In The Woods, They Almost Had To Pipe In Sunlight.

The Station Put Us On Staff At $35 A Week... And I Mean Every Week.