Tomorrow Is An Old Deceiver,

He Who Has Provoked The Shaft Of Wit, Cannot Complain That He Smarts From It.

No Man Sympathizes With The Sorrows Of Vanity.

From All Our Observations We May Collect With Certainty, That Misery Is The Lot Of Man, But Cannot Discover In What Particular Condition It Will Find Most Alleviations.

The Happiest Part Of A Man's Life Is What He Passes Lying Awake In Bed In The Morning.

Preserve Me From Unseasonable And Immoderate Sleep.