Trichinosis, N. The Pig's Reply

Slang Is The Speech Of Him Who Robs The Literary Garbage Carts On Their Way To The Dumps.

Infidel, N. In New York, One Who Does Not Believe In The Christian Religion; In Constantinople, One Who Does.

Piano, N. A Parlor Utensil For Subduing The Impenitent Visitor. It Is Operated By Depressing The Keys Of The Machine And The Spirits Of The Audience.

Clergyman, N. A Man Who Undertakes The Management Of Our Spiritual Affairs As A Method Of Better His Temporal Ones.

Push, N. One Of The Two Things Mainly Conducive To Success, Especially In Politics. The Other Is Pull.