Trolls Look For Reasons To

Even When I Go To A Salad Bar, I Need To Feel Like I'm One Of The First People There.

I've Always Read Books And Loved Human Behavior Since I Was Ten Or Twelve Years Old. Maybe Even That's Why I Wanted To Do Comedy.

I'm Curious By Individuals That Embrace Half A Story So They Can Justify How Incomplete They Feel About Their Own Self Worth.

Nice Teeth Is A Turn On For Me. If You Open Your Mouth And It Looks Like A Battle Of Epic Proportions, I Don't Like It.

If You're Drunk Please Don't Drive. If You're On Shrooms Please Don't Think Walmart's A Prison For Bad Clothing That Needs Help Escaping.