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Ever Since Eve Started It All By Offering Adam The Apple, Woman's Punishment Has Been To Supply A Man With Food Then Suffer The Consequences When It Disagrees With Him.

A Bachelor Has To Have An Inspiration For Making Love To A Woman--a Married Man Needs Only An Excuse.

After Marriage, A Woman's Sight Becomes So Keen That She Can See Right Through Her Husband Without Looking At Him, And A Man's So Dull That He Can Look Right Through His Wife Without Seeing Her.

When A Girl Marries She Exchanges The Attentions Of Many Men For The Inattention Of One.

There Are People Whose Watch Stops At A Certain Hour And Who Remain Permanently At That Age.