True Simplicity Is Elegant.

Because After A Time Having A Secret And Nobody Knowing You Have A Secret Us No Fun. And Although You Dont Want Others To Know What The Secret Is, You Want Them To At Least Know You Have One.

There's Something Nice And Safe About Having Money.

Whenever Someone Makes Out A Guest List, The People Not On It Become Officially Uninvited, And That Makes Them The Enemies Of The Invited. Guest Lists Are Just A Way Of Choosing Sides.

Never Have A Long Conversation With Anyone Who Says "between You And I.

A Nasty Letter Or A Sarcastic One Can Make You Righteously Angry, But What Can You Do About A Polite Letter Of Rejection? Nothing, Really, Except Cry.