Truly, The Only Stupid People

To Me Pornography Is...spending All Your Money And Not Educating The People In America, But Spending It Instead On Weapons.

I'm Totally Confused About What I'm Going To Do With My Life.

The Waitress Comes Over To Me Like, 'what'chu Readin' For?' I Had Never Been Asked That. Not 'what Am I Reading?' But 'what Am I Reading For?' Goddammit, You Stumped Me. Hmm, Why Do I Read? I Suppose I Read For A Lot Of Reasons, One Of The Main Ones Being So I Don't End Up Being A... Waffle Waitress.

All Governments Are Lying Cocksuckers.

Let Me Tell You About Gays In The Military. I Don't Want Any Gay People Hanging Around Me While I'm Killing Kids. I Just Don't Want To See It.