Trump Says That If He's

If I Can Be Serious Now, And I Have The Feeling I Can.

New York... When Civilization Falls Apart, Remember, We Were Way Ahead Of You.

Don't Use Your Bedroom For Work, Unless You're A Prostitute.

President Obama Is In China. Also In China Is Evil Russian Dictator Vladimir Putin. They're Both In China At The Same Time. It's Like Running Into Your Ex-girlfriend On Vacation.

Herman Cain Was Unaware That China Is A Nuclear Power. And I Said To Myself, 'hey, Herman, How About Making An Unwanted Advance On A History Book?'