Truth Is Available To The

I Can't Have Cats Around Me Because They Try To Steal My Energy.

In Order To Be Able To Write A Good Joke, You Have To Find The Truth.

I'm A Heterosexual. I Don't Know Why I'm Like This. I Was Just Born This Way.

The Basic Thing Is, People Want To Get Paid, So They'll Say The Things That Get Them Paid, In Entertainment Or Politics.

The Real Truth Is, I Just Want To Keep The Voice Of Dissent Alive In All Of Our Elections. I Don't Really Want To Hang Out With Politicians.