Truthful, Adj. Dumb And Illiterate.

A Malefactor Who Atones For Making Your Writing Nonsense By Permitting The Compositor To Make It Unintelligible.

A Violin Is The Revenge Exacted By The Intestines Of A Dead Cat.

Edible, Adj.: Good To Eat, And Wholesome To Digest, As A Worm To A Toad, A Toad To A Snake, A Snake To A Pig, A Pig To A Man, And A Man To A Worm.

Mouth, N. In Man, The Gateway To The Soul; In Woman, The Outlet Of The Heart.

Uxoriousness, N. A Perverted Affection That Has Strayed To One's Own Wife.