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You Should Never Trust Anyone Who Listens To Mahler Before They're Forty.

I've Only Got A Fraction Of The Energy I Once Had, But I Think I Probably Use It Better.

When I Finally Embraced Abstinence It Was Because Of The Simple Urge To Work A Longer Day. Thus, Without Joining Alcoholics Anonymous, I Was At Last Able To Leave Piss-artists Notorious.

I've Got Life For A Subject Because As Life Starts To Drain Away, You Start Seeing Very Clearly What Life Is, For The First Time.

The Entrée Wasn't Tender Enough To Be A Paving Stone And The Gravy Couldn't Have Been Primordial Soup Because Morphogenesis Was Already Taking Place.