Twitter Makes You A Comedian

For Me, It Started As A Child With One Of Those Little Wooden Jigsaw Maps Of The U.s., Wheres Theres Crocodiles On Florida And Apples On Washington State. That Was My Very First Map.

I Have Condemned My Kids To A Lifetime Of Geographic Illiteracy.

When You Make A Decision You Need Facts. If Those Facts Are In Your Brain, They're At Your Fingertips. If They're All In Google Somewhere You May Not Make The Right Decision On The Spur Of The Moment.

If I Start Outsourcing All My Navigation To A Little Talking Box In My Car, I'm Sort Of Screwed. I'm Going To Lose My Car In The Parking Lot Every Single Time.

I Would Read The Atlas For Pleasure. I Knew It Was Weird. It Was Weird.