Two Peanuts Walk Into A

A Dyslexic Man Walks Into A Bra.

Now You Know Those Trick Candles That You Blow Out And A Couple Of Seconds Later They Come Alight Again, Well The Other Day There Was A Fire At The Factory That Makes Them.

A Friend Of Mine Drowned In A Bowl Of Muesli. A Strong Currant Pulled Him In.

So I Went To The Chinese Restaurant And This Duck Came Up To Me With A Red Rose And Says "your Eyes Sparkle Like Diamonds". I Said "waiter, I Asked For A-romatic Duck".

A Man Walks Into A Bar, And He Said Ouch, Cause It Was An Iron Bar.