Under Colonel Korn's Rule, The

Major Major Never Sees Anyone In His Office While He's In His Office.

When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Little Boy.

I Wouldn't Want To Live Without Strong Misgivings.

We Do Have A Zeal For Laughter In Most Situations, Give Or Take A Dentist.

Gold Was Not Sure Of Many Things, But He Was Definite About One: For Every Successful Person He Knew, He Could Name At Least Two Others Of Greater Ability, Better, And Higher Intelligence Who, By Comparison, Had Failed.