University: ... A Place Where

There Ought T'be Some Way T'eat Celery So It Wouldn't Sound Like You Wuz Steppin' On A Basket.

Lots Of Fellows Think A Home Is Only Good To Borrow Money On.

The Man Who Says "i May Be Wrong, But--" Does Not Believe There Can Be Any Such Possibility.

A Fellow Ought To Save A Few Of The Long Evenings He Spends With His Girl Till After They're Married.

There's Many A Slip Twixt The Blueprints And A New House.