Us Needs To Fix Up

Honestly, A Lot Of The Human Etiquette I Learned In Life I Learned From, Like, Thank-you Notes And Dating Jimmy Kimmel.

Self-esteem Is The Goddamn Root Of All Evil.

Who's Elk Horn Do I Have To Blow In Order To Get Something To Eat Around Here?

To Say That I Have An Undisciplined Mind Would Not Be Incorrect Overall, But It's A Little Off The Mark Because I Have Great Discipline When I Write - But Only For About Ten Minutes.

You Know, I'm Blessed. 'blessed' Is A Better Way Of Saying 'rich.'