Usually, When I Act, I

I Dont Like The Idea Of Being Eaten By A Shark. I Like To Swim In The Ocean, And I Think Much More About Sharks Than Anyone Should. I Really Resent The Fact That My Oceangoing Experiences Are Ruined By Jaws.

I Poop In The Backyard... I Wear Disposable Diapers.

I Love Doctor Who And I Remember The First One, Which Was Wonderful In Its Low-tech Quality. I Also Loved The Theme Song, Which Sounded Like The Cure To Me. Which Character Would I Like To Play In Doctor Who? Who's The Bad Guy? The Dalek? Ok, I'll Play Him.

Maybe With "californication" The Character Was Partly Based On Rick Moody. I Read Him And Jay Mcinerney, The Templates For This Bad Boy Novelist.

I Don't Like Watching People Work If They're Making Art.