Vacuuming Is Great. I Do

Stand-up Comedy And Comedy In General Is The Ultimate Form Of Free Speech, Because You Get To Poke Holes In All The Pretentious Bubbles Politicians And Pundits And Popes And Pretenders Try To Float Over Our Heads.

There's Not Going To Be A 'rescue Me' Movie. Not A Chance.

Sometimes I Park In Handicap Spaces While Handicapped People Make Handicapped Faces.

I Want You To Take Away The Hope Because That's The Thing That's Killing Me.

I've Eaten Things That Didn't Complain This Much.