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Disgusting. I Just Found My Grandpa's Viagra. I Swear, I Almost Puked From Eating So Many.

My Favorite Part Of Going To A Wedding Is Ruining The Wedding.

Yesterday I Accidentally Hit A Little Kid With My Car. It Wasn't Serious — Nobody Saw Me.

Perhaps I'm Being Too Optimistic, But I Think This Country Is Finally Ready For A Black Serial Killer.

The World Is Full Of Horrible Things.