Vanity Is Easily Duped. Ambition,

A Sheep Who Goes Looking For A Wolf Is Sure To Find One.

Procrastination And Impatience Form A System Of Checks And Balances.

The Smile Of A Politician Is Strong And Friendly, But Noncommittal.

If You Should Ever Acknowledge My Existence, I Plan To Snub You.

If Folly Disappeared, Wit Would Starve.