Vanity Well Fed Is Benevolent.

Malice Is Always Authentic And Sincere.

Promiscuity Is Like Never Reading Past The First Page. Monogamy Is Like Reading The Same Book Over And Over.

Growth Provides Novel Experiences For Youth; Decay The Same, Alas, For Age.

Gossip Is Dying Out Because Fewer And Fewer People Care To Talk About Anything Besides Themselves.

More Are Weakened Than Strengthened By Their Troubles.