Variety Is The Spice Of

Some Widowers Are Bereaved -- Others, Relieved.

The Honeymoon Is Not Actually Over Until We Cease To Stifle Our Sighs And Begin To Stifle Our Yawns.

A Bachelor Of Arts Is One Who Makes Love To A Lot Of Women, And Yet Has The Art To Remain A Bachelor.

A Man Is Like A Cat; Chase Him And He Will Run - Sit Still And Ignore Him And He'll Come Purring At Your Feet.

Marriage Is Like Twirling A Baton, Turning Hand Springs Or Eating With Chopsticks. It Looks Easy Until You Try It.