Vegas Is Everything That's Right

I Could Still Eat A Cheeseburger If I Wanted To. I Just Can't Have Them Every Day.

I Don't Care If My Jokes Are Appropriate For A Kid.

The Marines Gave Me A Really Strong Sense Of Discipline And A Work Ethic That Kicks In At My Job.

George Carlin Is Kind Of My Template Now Because George Carlin Before Was Straight Laced Regular Comic And He Had Short Hair, A Tie, Suit, Nightclub Guy. Then He Said Screw It, Let His Hair Grow, Just Started Telling What He Thought Was The Truth. So That's What I'm Trying To Do.

I Do Get The Comics Online I Guess But It's Such A Pain. I'd Rather Just Get Them In The Paper And Read Them.