Vice Is A Dreary Business.

The Morose One Refuses To Smile Even When He Has Just Had His Teeth Cleaned.

With Age, I Have Become Both More Pious And More Shameless.

Old Among The Young, Poor Among The Rich, I Adopt An Air Of Indefinable Superiority.

Most Self-laceration Is More Noisy Than Painful.

My Regimen Is Lust And Avarice For Exercise, Gluttony And Sloth For Relaxation.