Vimes's Lack Of Interest In

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Never Cross A Woman With A Star On A Stick, Young Lady. They've Got A Mean Streak.

One Thing That Writers Have In Common Is That They Are Readers First. They Have Read Lots And Lots Of Stuff, Because They're Just Infested With Lots Of Stuff.

(about Sweeping).... What He Was In Fact Doing Was Moving The Dirt Around With A Broom, To Give It A Change Of Scenery And A Chance To Make New Friends.

Grinning Like A Necrophiliac In A Morgue.