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I Certainly Did Feel Inferior. Because Of Class. Because Of Strength. Because Of Height. I Guess If I'd Been Able To Hit Somebody In The Nose, I Wouldn't Have Been A Comic.

I Haven't Had That Many Women - Only As Many As I Could Lay My Hands On.

The Best Car Safety Device Is A Rear-view Mirror With A Cop In It.

Masturbation Is Always Very Safe. You Not Only Control The Person You're With, But You Can Leave When You Want To.

I Wish I Had A Dime For Every Dime I Have.