Wait! Don't Applaud My Cheapness!

Thank Heaven Election Day Is Over. No More Campaign Ads, No More Mud-slinging, No More Candidates Pretending They're Straight. It's Over!

I Don’t Think There’s Anything Wrong With Telling The Truth. I Know It Isn’t Fashionable.

For The First Time In History, Congress Has 100 Women In It. Congratulations. Welcome To Modern Times, America. It's Great Having 100 Women In Congress. Unless You're In Line For The Congressional Bathroom.

There's Just A Feeling You Get From Certain Things You Do In Life That Just Kind Of Feel Pure And Independent Of What's Actually, Physically, Going On.

Oprah's Quitting In 2011. Now We Know Why The Mayans Ended Their Calendar In 2012