Was A Fast Easy Reading,

It Was Dark And Raining, With Bad Visibility, But This Was Jersey, And We Don't Slow Down For Anything.

I Need To Look Like An Idiot At Least Twice A Day To Keep Myself Humble.

I Go To Bars And Restaurants, And I Sit And I Eavesdrop On People And I Watch People In Shopping Centers And, You Know, I Read The Newspapers And I Talk To The Trenton Cops, And I Just Get A Lot Of Information That Comes In That Somehow Turns Into A Book.

Has It Ever Occurred To You That You Might Be Delusional?' That's What The Psychiatrist Said, But I Think He's Wrong. There's An Evil Flying Pizza Out There, And It's Got Brenda's Name On It.

I Think I Got A Bruise From Landing On You. I Hear Bacon Is Real Good For Healing A Bruise.