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I Can't Understand Why You Don't Get Any Mail From Me. Perhaps It's Because I Haven't Been Writing

Why Don't You Bore A Hole In Yourself And Let The Sap Run Out?

If I Held You Any Closer I Would Be On The Other Side Of You.

I Remember The First Time I Had Sex - I Kept The Receipt.

I'd Have Liked To Have Gone To Bed With Jean Harlow. She Was A Beautiful Broad. The Fellow Who Married Her Was Impotent And He Killed Himself. I Would Have Done The Same Thing.