Water Is The One Substance

All Women Are Born Evil. Some Just Realize Their Potential Later In Life Than Others.

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As Soon As War Is Declared It Will Be Impossible To Hold The Poets Back. Rhyme Is Still The Most Effective Drum.

When You See A Woman Who Can Go Nowhere Without A Staff Of Admirers, It Is Not So Much Because They Think She Is Beautiful, It Is Because She Has Told Them They Are Handsome.

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