We All Know Smoking Is

Maybe This Is Just Me, But As Time Goes By, I'm More Bewildered By Modernity. It Gets More Unfathomable With Every Passing Year.

I Just Wish I Had Longer. It's Very Frustrating. As You Know, To People Over Here, Cities Like [washington] D.c. Are Iconic. We Know Them So Well. It's Very Frustrating To Be In One Of Them For 36 Hours And Have A Show To Do Because You Can't Really Do Anything.

Two Young, Fit, Healthy Attractive People In Love? There’s Nothing Worse To Look At In The World.

The Sensible Thing For Everyone To Do Would Be To Write All Their Op-eds And Think Pieces Now So They're Ready The Day After The Election When [donald] Trump Is No Longer In The Picture. God, I Can't Wait For That. I Hope He Just Goes Away.

Children Are The Most Honest Critics. They Will Say "you're Funny", But Also "you're Pathetic - Go Away."