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What Wine Goes With Captain Crunch?

I Recently Bought A Book Of Free Verse. For Twelve Dollars.

Let's Not Have A Double Standard. One Standard Will Do Just Fine.

Shopping And Buying And Getting And Having Comprise The Great American Addiction. No One Is Immune. When The Underclass Riots In This Country They Don't Kill Policemen And Politicians, They Steal Merchandise. How Embarrassing.

When You Look At The Average American You Realize There's Nothing Nature Enjoys More Than A Good Joke.