We Are All Precancerous.

I'm Not Collegial, I Don't Hang Out. I'm Soloist, I Like My Solitude, I Don't Really Hang Around With Comedians.

Give Now. Somewhere, Someone Feels Crappy. You Can Help.

Grass Probably Helped Me As Much As It Hurt Me. Especially As A Performer.

Life Is Not Measured By The Breaths You Take, But By The Moments That Take Your Breaths Away.

There Is Nothing Wrong With The Planet. The Planet Is Fine ... Been Here 4 1/2 Billion Years. We've Been Here, What, A 100,000 Years, Maybe 200,000. And We've Only Been Engaged In Heavy Industry A Little Over 200 Years. 200 Years Versus 4 1/2 Billion. And We Have The Conceit To Think That Somehow We're A Threat? The Planet Isn't Going Away. We Are.